Ethan

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half of the entries here will just be me rewatching films I decided I loved by the age of 14

Favorite films

  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Nine Days
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Good Will Hunting

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  • The Assessment

    ★★★★

  • Ice Princess

    ★★★

  • Challengers

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

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  • The Assessment

    The Assessment

    ★★★★

    Elizabeth Olsen proving how bad she wants to be a mother in a retro-futuristic set…sounds familiar…but this time it’s INTENSE. 

    For those with a Black Mirror itch to scratch and some ideas on authority, power dynamics and struggles, and hubris: this’ll do the trick

  • Ice Princess

    Ice Princess

    ★★★

    Tina Harwood & Tonya Harding are just TOO similar (especially considering their…collisions) so I’m honestly just looking at this movie as fanfic for how else her life could’ve gone

    And speaking of fanfic - the fact that none of these women ended up together is SHOCKING and I’m sure someone from the internet has corrected this somewhere

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    If I tried to submit Robert Pattinson for an Oscar here, would they make me choose between the different Mickeys? Because his physicality and choices embodying each deserves recognition

  • The Color Purple

    The Color Purple

    ★★★★

    Fantasia, Taraji, and Danielle each take turns stealing the show and bringing Celie, Shug, and Sofia’s stories about strength to life. They each have you rooting for them through it all as they get through life - and they deserve all the praise for it.

    Enjoyed this newest step in the story’s legacy, but am looking forward to seeing the original film