Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cannibal Holocaust 1980

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  It’s kind of like Home Alone, but instead of the intruders slipping on hot wheels and touching hot door handles, they get eaten. And instead of the intruders breaking in and stealing jewelry and Christmas presents, they r*pe, murder, destroy,  and segregate a foreign tribe’s village.

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  A Serbian Film 2010

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  My brain can’t even come up with something cheeky to say about this film. I feel like I should be behind bars just for watching this movie.

Popular reviews

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  Good Time 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  Robert Pattinson proving once again that he is more than a vampire, love struck teenage film actor, he is a genius, with more character and killer instinct than any other actor in the game right now.

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jun 2024

  A love letter to uncut gems: This was my first ever “favourite movie”. This film was the first film I watched with a mature enough brain to comprehend the deeper purpose of a movie and a plot, this was the first film to lure me in from start to finish without touching my phone, food or drinks, this film had me hooked from start to finish the exact same way Garnett was obsessed with the opal, This film is everything…

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