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The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
the other day i was sitting at the stoplight and i saw grimy. grimy owed me for the last time we split an 8 ball (not drugs but the question answering device that told me to leave my wife) so i honked my horn and that fuck ducked down the corner. i hopped out of my dad's 2007 nissan ultima but he was already gone. grimy and me had gone to prep school before we got kicked out for selling…
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Leave the World Behind 2023
in the novel "Leave The World Behind" by Rumaan Alam, some bad stuff happens, like the television not working and people dying. It is scary. The movie is not scary. In the book, when the boy's teeth fall out, each of them is attached to a rainbow streamer and a clown named Chester appears. This is scary because "Chester" is a scary name. In the movie, the teeth only fall out. In the book, the owner of the vacation home…
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The Holdovers 2023
I edited this movie to give it a 3 instead of a 4. This is because I do not trust movies set in Boston. They say people in Boston talk like they have beans in their mouths but really, this is not true. There are rarely beans in Boston. In Boston, they talk like they have the idea of beans in their mouths. It makes the vowels come out all oval shaped. I shared a bunk with a guy from…
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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982
The stain glass lampshade over their dining room table reminded me of my Grandma Ronnie. Grandma Ronnie was a kind woman, a mother of five who loved a Coors light. She taught me that you never know who might have a gun. She always helped me. She always helped lots of people. My grandma arranged a cleanup of Seton Falls Park in the Bronx on the very first earth day in 1973. She was progressive. ET was progressive in the sense that…
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