While it definitely suffers from repetitive story beats and some pretty awkward narration, The Way of Water is not as underwhelming as I would’ve expected.
It’s essentially the first movie but better… which is good because I always missed the appeal of the original outside of the visuals, which are even better this time around. The setting and the scenery of Pandora is top notch VFX.
The performances are actually better than the script is allowing them to be. I’ve…
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I haven’t felt like this in years.
I think there’s something universally appealing about Spider-Man. He’s everywhere at once. He’s fun, funny, and fast as fuck. He defines an entire subsection of comic book iconography and, in some ways, he’s even transcended that. He is positively one of my all time favorites and he deserves all the praise I can spout off.
I feel like there was a lot riding on this movie for me. I felt like, if I…
If there was even one thing about this movie that stood out, it would be how dull and uninteresting it was. What a pointless, stale offering of lame one-liners, dumb plot points, and uninspired action sequences.
I don’t want to see this again. I don’t want to talk about this again.
The only thing that wasn’t bleh was Ryan Reynolds and even he didn’t seem in peak form.
