Ethan’s Exploration Emporium

Ethan’s Exploration Emporium

If you’re here to stalk me you have come to the right place.

Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • Napoleon Dynamite
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • The Princess Bride

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  • The Fall Guy

    ★★★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★★

  • Wonka

    ★★★★

  • Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

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  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★★★

    This movie screams fun and silliness and it still manages to have a huge heart. Emily Blunt is mother. Ryan Gosling is father. Do I need to say any more? 

    Greatest campaign piece for “best stunts” to be added too the Oscar’s.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★★

    I will follow Keira Knightley into battle any day of the week.

    A true swashbuckling adventure, about all the facets love and what it means to be pirate. Well at least the pirates we hear about in our bedtime stories. A three hour epic that never stops. I think a lot of movies have followed the format of this ensemble film because how exciting and poignant this epic is. I thank the universe for the Imagineers at Disneyland in the…

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  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    ★★★★½

    Oh man, this film is empathetic in all the right ways. This movie’s depressing tone is colorful and bright, every frame is beautiful. Casey Affleck’s subtlety in his acting speaks volumes to the men of New England. The way he captures men with depression, is the most realistic depiction I’ve seen from any film. The supporting cast is phenomenal as well, I could watch a whole other version of this film with Michelle Willams as the lead. Manchester by the Sea captures a very small story in a huge way.

    A life by the sea is a life worth living.

  • BlackBerry

    BlackBerry

    ★★★★½

    "I am untethered, and my rage[, for how well executed this movie is,] knows no bounds!"

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