Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jam 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  One of the strangest and most grotesque shows I’ve ever watched. Wish there was a S2

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  Rush Hour 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Jan 2025

  We need the sneeze cut

Popular reviews

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  A Classic Horror Story 2021

  ★★ Watched 14 Jul 2021

  A meta-commentary on the state of horror and exploitation, as well as the pedestal given to violence in media today, A Classic Horror Story works well with using established tropes to weave together an interesting and mysterious tale. However, where the movie stumbles is it’s twists and turns to establish the fact it is, in fact, a commentary on violence and media. It’s alright, but you’ll see the twists coming from miles away.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2024

  Get fucked, robot asshole