Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  puss in boots would like a certain norwegian prog rock band

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  Mirror 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2022

  Gonna quickly rethink my life, give me a second here. While no review could ever give this movie justice I feel as if I must say what is on my mind.

  Tarkovsky you sonuvabitch! Starting a movie with Anatoly Solonitsyn is the best way to go. I absolutely adore him and frankly I wish he had more screen time even though it wouldn't fit quite right. I first got connected with Anatoly from Stalker and knew that he would blow…

Recent reviews

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  movies a real eephus

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  oh!

Popular reviews

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2023

  u already know a horror movie is gonna be a banger when it had cyan opening credits

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  i didn’t know alternate universe me was so annoying!