Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Chinatown 1974

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Jan 2025

  Me after my nose job like.

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  Moneyball 2011

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025

  Chris Pratt in his Adele 19 era.

Popular reviews

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  The Importance of Being Morrissey 2003

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 Feb 2024

  I find it hilarious that we live in a world that Bono is tolerated and Morrissey isn’t. 

  Fuck off Bono.

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2024

  Crying never did nobody no good, no how
  That’s why I
  I don’t cry. 

  Apart from watching this. 

  Laughing sometimes does somebody good, somehow
  That’s why I
  I’m laughing now. 

  Watching this. 

  Loving never did me no good, no how 
  That’s why I 
  Can’t love you now. 

  Because I’m watching this. 

  Lying never did nobody no good, no how 
  So, why am I lying now? 

  Probably because I’m watching this. 

  Now
  fuck off 
  I’m watching the holdovers for the fifth time. 
  Because it’s Christmas
  and that’s what happens now.

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