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  • They Cloned Tyrone

    ★★★★

  • Talk to Me

    ★★★½

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

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  • They Cloned Tyrone

    They Cloned Tyrone

    ★★★★

    Yo-yo is a Mfer. Fontaine is a Mfer. Slick Charles is a Mfer. I wanna be slick Charles. I wanna be Jamie foxx.

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★½

    Don’t wanna see the eye shit again, holy hell. Main character is a geeker.

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    Despite my dislike of the series leading up to this, I was somewhat genuinely excited to watch this because I was intrigued to see what ending this finale would have, what grand changes would happen to the vampire world, who would die, who would live, would the established vampire order go upside down, do humans find out, wtf happens? Nothing. Absolutely nothing of fucking value happened except now they have a kid who can’t decide if she’s fucking mute or…