Ethan Robertson

Ethan Robertson

"Ya' know somethin' Utivich, I think this just might be ma' masterpiece" - Lt. Aldo Raine

Favorite films

  • Love Meetings
  • Suspiria
  • The Lobster
  • Climax

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  • Red Rooms

  • Black Bag

  • Mickey 17

  • Erin Brockovich

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    Quite on the fence about a lot of what’s going on here, but the dedication to epic practical sets never fails to provide a grand, entertaining theatrical experience.

    A healthy example for the rest of Hollywood on how to utilise high-budget resources for ‘blockbuster’ or ‘tentpole’ projects. 

    Is this all you’d expect from the sequel to Gladiator though?

  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    We de ze su bu
    We de sooo a ru
    Un va-a pesh a lay
    Un vi-l bee

    *immediate lump in throat*

    Honestly, it’s almost criminal that it has been over a decade since I last watched this masterpiece. For all the schtick I give Ridley Scott and his post-Gladiator filmography, this is undoubtedly one of the all-time greats. Flawed? Yes, but might it still be my favourite revenge tale?

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  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    I would recommend this movie to anyone simply to witness a bunch of aristocrats sliding about hardwood floors in their ridiculous shoes trying to break up a fight.

    That scene alone made this entire experience for me. Guffaws and giggles indeed.

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★★★★★

    There might not be a better movie to introduce to first-timers that have no idea what they’re in for! So much fun.