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  The Parenting 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  piper no…tsunami…buddhism…no….no!

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  sophie thatcher has a specific crying face that’s the equivalent of florence pugh’s frown. this movie is for the gays.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  i was raised mormon, so like thanks for the think piece i guess?

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  Presence 2024

  ★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  so i feel like homeboy died with the script in hand before the movie even started, bc we merely had concepts of a screenplay throughout the film. 

  also— the rapist’s monologue early in the film takes the cake for being my most inappropriate bout of laughter in public so far in 2025. “no one listens to me” well yes girl, that’s why you’re a serial killer luv!

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