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  Christine 1983

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Had fun watching this on a different date this week. Did I stop making out with the guy to watch the murders? Yes, yes I did. 

  But the movie is enjoyable the plot is all over the place but in a fun way. And we love our murdering jealous cars here. Would recommend. 

  Also Arnie is kinda hot?? I need to get laid.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I watched this on a terrible date that I contemplated leaving before the movie started but he had already bought the tickets, so I thought fuck it. Movie was great Pattinson was amazing! It started to drag a bit at the end and the message is about as subtle as a hammer to the skull but still a very enjoyable watch. The dude I watched it with was an annoying motherfucker who randomly touched my face while we were watching…

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  Jaws 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Great movie. The shark, the score, the gore…chefs kiss. 

  An extra in the hospital scene makes direct eye contact with the camera multiple times haha.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Meh. 
  Watched it on the plane and I think if I wasn’t trapped in a hunk of metal I would have liked it even less. 

  This film did not need to happen, and I loved the o.g. Beetlejuice and many of Burton’s earlier projects. 

  Hollywood could we maybe COOL IT WITH THE GD SEQUELS AND REMAKES??

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