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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2024

  i just watched tom cruise be insecure for 2 hours and 39 minutes because he has a hot wife

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  Die Hard 1988

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  even if my husband saved my life from terrorists i would never make out with him when he’s that bloody and sweaty

Popular reviews

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jun 2024

  i think we should all just eat boys for a living

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 May 2024

  patrick looks like he’s never seen an iphone and it’s throwing me off

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