Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Red Eye 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 13 May 2024

  if rachel mcadams beat the shit out of me i would thank her tbh

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  How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  kate hudson ill always love you ALSOOOO this is so unrealistic bc if i were matthew mcconaughey i wouldn’t have walked out of that knicks game tf. also fiona apple was mentioned in the middle of the movie so that sold it for me. shoutout to kate hudson again ily mommy

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  Slay 2024

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  now… the time has come. where you must lipsync… FOR YOUR KNIFE. ok but this would’ve been better if crystal methyd had more screen time, justice for my latina queens. also trinity the truck trailer cannot act i don’t care if she’s won two snatch games. no tea no shade no pink lemonade

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  Shark Tale 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  angelina jolie as a hot fish really confused me when i was 7… i am the same girl ten years later. also justice for lenny this is the backlash that italians and the italian mafia have brought upon the world. we get it, he’s gay. moment of silence for those shrimp with the undeniable drip too, shoutout.

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