evanderjones

evanderjones

I want my Letterboxd to give you the feeling staring down the barrel of a loaded gun.

Favorite films

  • The Suicide Squad
  • L.A. Confidential
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • Jokers Wild

  • Novocaine

  • 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

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  • Locked

    Locked

    Spend one day riding LA public transit and you will agree with Anthony Hopkins.

    He’s so awesome, his motivation is basically “you liberals keep stealing my car, you’re going to pay for this now”. LA is a dystopian shit hole.

    Honestly a good movie, it pays when a filmmaker has passion. How do they do all those panning wide shots inside the car?

    I don’t know. I enjoyed this though. It was so funny watching 8 studio vanity cards, then cutting to an opening credits montage that was just 8 variations of “this studio presents” over and over.

  • Jokers Wild

    Jokers Wild

    I pray studios never ever listen to fans. Ya’ll are so stupid it’s upsetting.

    Why is this on Letterboxd? This is basically just a glorified acting reel.

    Not sure where this craze for DHT to play Joker came from. He’s famous for playing a mute character.

    People see clowns and murder and are like “Jonkler”. DHT never speaks a word in all 3 terrifier movies, for all we know he’s the worst actor of all time. He’s NOT. But you…

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  • Regen

    Regen

    If I make a short film using after effects can I run the Conjuring universe in 10 years too?

  • Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story

    Rogue Elements: A Ryan Drake Story

    A short that sadly gives you 0 reason to watch it. There are fan films on youtube that do everything this movie does better, and without a 400K budget.

    Bad acting caused by horrible writinf “the only ones who are dying today are these fuckers” probably sounded as bad ass in Critical Drinker’s head as “and I will fucking kill you” did in Zack Snyder’s.

    Could be reworked into something of value when it’s inevitably picked up by Daily Wire…

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