Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Dark Knight Rises 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Batman

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  I fw bagels

Popular reviews

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  Dune 2021

  ★ Watched 30 Aug 2022

  I’m pissed off at myself that I just spent 155 minutes looking at the mf color orange and a collective 10 min of action. To whoever likes this movie go fuck yourself. I’d rather look at an orange wall for 2 1/2 hours because that’s what this fuck head ass movie is but it would still somehow have more substance than “Dune”
  I hope the directors and producers go fuck themselves. 
  Thank you.

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 10 May 2024

  I’d be a pirate just cause I fucking hate the British