evanmarchant

evanmarchant

413Films

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I do not seem like I have a micropenis and spend too much time alone. I'm a grown up now with a wife and children.

Favorite films

  • Father of the Bride
  • Father of the Bride
  • Father of the Bride Part II
  • Father of the Bride

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  • Whiplash

    ★★★

  • The Killer

    ★★★½

  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    ★★½

  • Sick of Myself

    ★★★

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash 2014

    ★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

    All this to impress a bald man?

  • The Killer

    The Killer 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 10 Nov 2023

    Tidier than my three ring binder on the first day of sixth grade.

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  • Happiness for Beginners

    Happiness for Beginners 2023

    ★★ Watched 28 Jul 2023 2

    In this world everyone is overly friendly and supportive and nobody has genitals.

  • Hampstead

    Hampstead 2017

    ★½ Watched 26 Nov 2022 3

    Brendan Gleeson was unaware that there was a film being made. The crew just found him like that.

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