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  Bullet Train 2022

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  More like SOY TRAIN

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  The Hunt 2020

  Watched 12 Jan 2025

  I’m actually glad I watched this 4 years late. It’s a fun time capsule of an era in culture where everyone was so fucking sick of each other and the discourse. The movie is a satire but only succeeds in being an extremely annoying amalgamation of all the stuff it despises. It’s so dumb but is it really all that much dumber than a movie like Glass Onion, The Menu, Don’t Look Up or any of the Purge films? 

  I…

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  Van Helsing 2004

  Watched 18 Oct 2024

  wow that sucked!

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  Saltburn 2023

  Watched 28 Dec 2023

  Lots of comparison to The Talented Mr. Ripley but in that vastly superior film the audience actually gets to know Ripley, his motivations and vulnerabilities, sees the different tactics he uses to pursue his objectives and the suspense that results from other characters acting in opposition to him. I hate to be so screenwriting 101 about it but the film has a fundamental lack of character development and dramatic tension.

  The rest is a series of scenes that are supposed…

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