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  Falling in Love 1984

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  It's one of those movies where we follow the lamest people in existence even though the charismatic hotties (harvey keitel and dianne wiest) are right there. It's fine. Realistic or whatever.

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  Along Came Polly 2004

  ★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  I saw the fan edit of all phillip's best along came polly bits: the slip, the basketball, the shart. Anyway, I needed to watch this again and again it needed more phillip.

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  Communion 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 May 2024

  Amazing if you, like me, are into christopher walken being super christopher walken-y. He is just saying stuff and like shimmy shaking around 🤩 Aliens don't know what they're doing, just showing up. Vibing. Also shimmy shaking.

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  Desperate Measures 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  Insanity. I 💖 evil michael keaton. My mom kept talking about how good Andy's hair looks when he's begging for marrow and when he's looking up a laundry shoot and when he's driving in reverse and when he's walking on the weird lifting bridge.

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