Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sausage Party 2016

  ★★★ Watched 23 May 2023

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  WALL·E 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2022

  throwing up screaming crying banging my head against a wall falling to my knees clawing at the ground

Popular reviews

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 May 2022

  i can and would (maybe even will) kiss the living shit out of jesse eisenberg. i love his voice and face so much. i vow to transform my body into a machine capable of loving properties just in case i happen to stumble upon jesse eisenberg, and that’s when it’ll happen. that’s when i start sucking away at his smug fucking face. no warning. no greeting, no “hey, that’s jesse eisenberg!” moment. just pure, unadulterated, physical love making.

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  Some Boys Don't Leave 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2022

  i really really liked this! 
  jesse my creepy little hallway rat

  i love how the guests and the girl herself didnt even really react at all to a quite obviously shocking and manipulative situation. maybe to show how normalised similarly toxic behaviour in ex-relationships is?

  also love the ending with hallway rat’s more successful doppelgänger! - its like watching The Double 2

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