evanreimer

evanreimer

Favorite films

  • Into the Wild
  • Rocky
  • Jarhead
  • Interstellar

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  • Waterworld

  • No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★★

  • Better Man

    ★★★★★

  • Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action

    ★★★½

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  • Waterworld

    Waterworld

    Fuck Netflix for never having good movies. This shit was so long

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    ★★★★★

    When I hangout with people my age they’re all like “ufiehtufonfusbeuif BROOOOOOOOOOOOO duidufheifjdu selfieeeee” like bro. Can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now? Friggin packets yo. Some people gotta learn face to face you cant just hand them a friggin packet yo. Don’t be mad that I’m stating the obvious. I was sipping Johnnie walker in the war room, by myself, with Tristin Tate, just chillen. Why? Because I studied bro

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    The entire basis of this movie relies on the fact that a TSA worker was on his phone during work. This would never happen. Not under my command at least.

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ½

    This is literally just porn. The genre is not action or drama. The genre is porn. Nothing else happened in this movie.

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