evanswartz

evanswartz

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Almost Famous
  • The Shape of Water
  • Good Will Hunting

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★★

  • Hesher

    ★★★½

  • Warfare

    ★★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • Gotti

    Gotti

    What a piece of shit.

  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    ★★★★★

    An in-depth look into the ever growing question of is convenience truly a good thing? Or does it slowly destroy our need for creativity and physical and mental exercise? A never ending battle between conformity and human expression. All brought to life through a whimsical animation style that breeds a beautiful physicality of movement and life.

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★★

    Call it nostalgia or me giving an absurd amount of praise to a god, a titan that no longer exists but this film still hits really hard for me. And I don’t think I’m alone in that. I grew up reading comics, I fell in love with these character at a young age and seeing them put to the screen was a dream come true for me growing up. Not only that but the friends I kinda gained through a…

  • Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

    ★★★★½

    What if this was your house? 
    Powers out, lights are dead. Your little ones in there bed down the hall crying out: Mommy! Daddy! Come quick I’m scared!” You need to get there. You’ll need a weapon. But first you’ll need a flashlight. But you’re in the dark, what are you gonna do? How are you gonna find it? I’ll tell you how. THE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK-FLASHLIGHT.

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