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  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
  • Prometheus
  • Thelma
  • X-Men: First Class

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  • The Monkey

  • Pumzi

    ★★★½

  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    ★★★★★

  • The Gleaners and I

    ★★★★½

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  • Pumzi

    Pumzi

    ★★★½

    loveeee the colours. that final shot + pan into credits + storm sounds hmm thoughts to be said

  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    ★★★★★

    DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS ON MUBI??? war is over this single-handedly got me to subscribe just to stop using my badly subtitled rip 😭

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Speak No Evil

    Speak No Evil

    ★★★

    the major appeal is James McAvoy. he’s so fucking good at being a weirdo. also the frequent appearance of briefs + that blowjob gag going on a liiiiil too long HELLO. like sorry but he’s hot and not even having a random pensioner next to me could harsh the vibe there. 

    I’m very intrigued to see how US audiences react bc I feel like it was easy to twig on to what was supposed to be British humour and what…