Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Comedy? Drama? Horror? Social commentary? Not really anything. It wouldn't let me have the fun. It wouldn't let me have anything. 1 1/2 for Will Poulter and the gore.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  It had great fun gore, but was baffling as a whole. Strange strange characters and dialogue. Plus the almost sold out crowd we saw this movie with were terrible (cell phones out everywhere, full volume conversations everywhere) which I think dampered my opinion on the film.

Popular reviews

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  The Straight Story 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

  The definitive Iowan film (fuck off Field of Dreams). David Lynch, I don't know what to say. He is an inspiration and will be missed. For some reason the least "Lynchian" film of his is what I gravitated to today, but it is still solid gold.

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  Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

  ½ Watched 02 Jul 2014 1

  Another terrible Michael Bay film. The only time's I were amused were when TJ Miller was on screen going over his worst material, which was still better than anything in this film. Gave up after the hour forty five mark (this movie goes on for way to long) and used my time more productively, fast asleep.