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The Dark Knight Rises 2012
It’s interesting how the Dark Knight ushered in a new era of dudebro movie criticism and then this sequel was so goofy that its lasting legacy is unintentionally hilarious Bane quotes
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Barbarian 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Fucking stupid movie. This is what all the hype is about? Dialogue was like it was written by a 16 year old and I’m over the “naked old people are scary” trope. The ‘elevated horror’ genre with Aster et al. is lost on me
Edit: I’m back because I hated this movie so much.
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Heck 2020
Once again not understanding the hype on this one. I could see this as a fun lil 3 minute YouTube video or something but if you’re asking the audience to dedicate 28 minutes of their life to a film you need something to happen in the first 20 minutes. Can’t believe I wasted half my lunch break on this dumbass spooky filter fest.
Also not understanding why people found this so scary? I’m an easy scare and I was just bored.…
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