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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Remember, the question “would you fuck a clone of yourself” tends to assume consent on the part of the clone. They can always say no if they’re not into it.

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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

  On every level. Damn, this is rad.

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  Flashdance 1983

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  X-Men: The Last Stand 2006

  ★½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  Yeah yeah, it’s the bad one, can we talk about how the Disney+ description of this movie says that Wolverine and Storm are in a relationship? The fuck is up with that?

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