Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Aug 2024

  This film wasnt too shabby however i couldnt fully focus due to the 10million litre mega super fanta i decided to consume (i needed a piss so bad)

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  Coraline 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Aug 2024

  Every single coraline easter egg and conspiracy theory 2 hour long video essay

Popular reviews

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  The Martian 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  I watched this in cinemas when it first came out, and a certain metal removing scene caused me to throw up in the isle and pass out infront of the millions machine 
  This crushed my dreams of being a brain surgeon (i couldnt be passing out into peoples brains) but also got me 2 free tickets to the cinema so WIN
  Woo physics!

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  Dune 2021

  ½ Watched 02 Jun 2022

  I genuinely hated this film it was 3 hours of sand and a massive advert for dune 2 👎