emily

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a tv girlie trying to become a movie girlie

Favorite films

  • Chicago
  • Titanic
  • Carol
  • Anatomy of a Fall

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  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    ★★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • Novitiate

    ★★★★

  • Muriel's Wedding

    ★★★★★

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  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    ★★★★½

    There’s so much about this movie that has already been said way more eloquently so I’m just going to say: Chief and Martini made me want to cryyyyyy literally my shaylas.

    This is the first movie I’ve seen of Jack Nicholson (yeah I know) and now I get why so many people praise his acting abilities like yeah. An insane performance!

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★½

    Cate Blanchett is so hot in this my brain every time she was onscreen was giving when all the little SpongeBobs were running around in his head screaming and crying surrounded by fire.

    Also every time I see Pierce Brosnan my brain loudly screams WHERE ARE THOSE HAPPY DAYSSSS every single time so sorry king.

    This was soooooo fun. I was not expecting to have such a good time with this. It was classy and sexy and I liked it so much better than your typical spy movie.

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    This was genuinely cuckoo insane (positive)! I’m such a baby when it comes to horror movies so I literally put this off until the day before the Oscar’s 😭 I wish I watched it sooner because I legitimately LOVED it. And while it was gross yes I actually was fine and stomached it #proudofemily

    This movie is just so camp and devastating at the same time. One minute I was cracking up from the absurdity the next minute I was…

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★

    I’m really typically not a huge fan of big action blockbusters like this but this genuinely was soooo well made. I mean obviously 😭. For an early 90’s movie, the dinosaurs still look cool like the design was truly ahead of its time. I really wish I could get myself to like action movies more and I’m actively trying!! 

    I will be humming the score for the rest of the day that was soooo catchy. Also Laura Dern <33333