Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Last Unicorn 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  They literally named the wizard dickhead ijbol

  The unicorn was animated so cuntily, they knew she had to be a baddie

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  Robots 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Bigweld is the most self-obsessed guy, you're telling me he's branded not only his company, but his house and his car with his own face? Like okay jojo swap

  Fender queer as hell, I want him lowkey

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Lisa Frankenstein 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  Genuinely the greatest and most entertaining film I've ever seen, up until Cole Sprous started to talk but apart from that it slayed

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