eviesfilms

eviesfilms

Judgmental when necessary

Favorite films

  • Parasite
  • Coraline
  • Mean Girls
  • Whiplash

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  • The Substance

  • The Substance

  • Dante's Peak

    ★★★½

  • Barbie

    ★★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    The Substance is a terrible film 

    I seriously can’t understand the hype of this film. It felt so forced and unconfident in its script that it had to overblown itself with style. Very shitty style may I add. Everything felt so lazy. This film fucking sucked. It was so exploitative and probably the cheapest film making style I’ve seen in awhile. It’s like rob zombie making Halloween films and this director taking a stab at a Cronenberg adaptation. Although it’s…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    Omg stop trying to be a special crazy movie that did everything so well, it’s just shit

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  • Catfight

    Catfight

    Wtf was this movie? What was the plot?

  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★

    Watched this while exercising on the Peloton and it’s pretty good. Is this Batman gay? It’s surprisingly beautiful and emotional at times tbh. I think The Lego Movie is better though.

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