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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2024

  i feel like directors claiming their movie is a ‘satire’ is an excuse to be inconsistent narratively and claim anyone that pokes holes in the central plot simply ‘doesn’t get it’. The shock horror unfortunately failed to disguise poor writing and lack of Substance.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024

  minus a star bcs there’s not nearly enough twink threesomes to justify this much tennis

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  Requiem for a Dream 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2021 2

  nothing could ever put me off heroin more than this movie.

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  Ad Astra 2019

  ★★★ Watched 10 Jun 2023

  just another daddy issues movie disguised by sci-fi and the only exciting part was the monkey…

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