Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Wasted aesthetics, boring plot, horrible dialogue. That's a mediocre one.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Okay, let us be straight to the point, shall we?

  As a drama? It's disrespectful, poorly executed, lazy, inconsequential, and mostly down right shameful to all the involved. The acting is on the edge of being decent, but it falls off flat, and even though I recognize that Zoe Saldaña is a great actress, this isn't of her best performances, it's by far the best in the film? Yes (if you're not considering what Adriana Paz could do with what…

Popular reviews

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2024

  THIS FILM IS SO FUCKING COOL!!
  I'M SO GLAD DASTMALCHIAN IS GETTING THE ATTENTION HE DESERVES, SLAY KING 💜

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  Paper Year 2018

  ★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2023

  It's a harmless film. Except for... The car scene...

  Oh, lord help me, there was too much of him to fit in the car, too much, HE DIDN'T EVEN CLOSE THE DOOR BC HE'S TOO TALL TO FIT UHHHH

  I can't, he's such a bitch, I wish I could strangle him (affectionately)