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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  god FUCK i loved this movie but HATEEEEEE that they didnt have an intimacy coordinator on set

  ivan and anora for life... really hoping they stay together in the magical fantasy post plot land

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  American Hustle 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  dont care about any of the plot

  jennifer lawrence is so sexy and the soundtrack is perfect

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  Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2008

  ★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  would be three stars MAYBE 3.5 if 
  a. shia labeouf didnt absolutely suck
  b. his character didnt SWING ON VINES
  c. +.5 only because hot russian cate blanchett futch vibes

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  extra half star for ape riding horse with two ak47s

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