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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The most hilarious bit about this is how for years, years, the dudebros have claimed that The Incredible Hulk is not canon, and yet here we are. We officially have two Bruce Banner's in the MCU and I, for one, find it very entertaining.

  Harrison Ford tries, sweet Lord does he try, but there's a limit to the miracles Mr Ford can work. It's certainly a bold decision to base a movie on two projects that Feige had no intention…

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  The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep 2025

  ★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  I didn’t know I was going to be watching the polish version of The Little Mermaid when I pressed play, or at least what Lauren Schmidt Hissrich thinks is the polish version of The Little Mermaid.

  Nightmare of the Wolf was such a great animated venture in this world, the expectations for the following projects were high, and clearly not met.

  Hearing “game Geralt” gave me a lot of warm feelings and is responsible for half my enjoyment of this, the other half is split between Yennefer and my ability to laugh at bad storytelling.

Popular reviews

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  Ambulance 2022

  ★ Watched 18 May 2022

  I'm only here for Eiza Gonzalez. The one star is for Eiza Gonzalez. All that matters is Eiza Gonzalez.

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  State of the Union 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2022

  This is so much fun. Listen, I love watching Rosamund Pike playing unhinged but somebody please let her do more comedies, it's gold.