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  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★½

  • Das Boot

    ★★★★★

  • Mississippi Burning

    ★★★½

  • Magnolia

    ★★★★

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  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★½

    Genuinely cried laughing at this movie. I’m hammered and 7 year old me loved this movie, 20 year old me is painfully aware of how ass this is. The dialogue was clearly written by a dipshit, the CGI is hot ass. I fucking love Star Wars but I forgot how fucking bad this movie was. Idk what George Lucas was thinking but holy shit this is bad. Unbelievable that they got Liam Neeson to do this, you honestly couldn’t pay me to be in this movie. Love you George, you went 4/6 with Star Wars movies, I get it the 90s were weird.

  • Das Boot

    Das Boot

    ★★★★★

    You watch Saving Private Ryan or Fury, see some Americans wreck some Nazis and feel like you too could take a Thompson or a M1 Garand and take down the fascists yourself. Das Boot asks foremost who those “fascists” are? Regular German men who dutifully answered the call to serve their country. No different than Americans, Soviets, The Japanese, or the British. The crew of Das Boot are cynical, they talk about soccer, they pray to god like the rest…

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  • Network

    Network

    ★★★★½

    “Because less than 3 percent of you people read books. Because less than 15 percent of you read newspapers. Because the only truth you know is what you get over this tube. Right now, there is a whole, an entire generation that never knew anything that didn't come out of this tube.”

    This came out in 1976… 

    50 years ago… 

    It’s so over 

    I’ve been watching mostly movies from the 70s recently, and most of them have been extremely nihilistic…

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate

    ★★★★½

    This movie was sick, and I do enjoy a plot revolving around a milf. I wish I was 22 and laying around the house with a degree, and especially with a smoking 40 year old. It’s the simple things in life really…

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