Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Titanic 1997

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  terrible movie bad script bad acting bad direction bad like… plot framing bad everything. best movie ever tho i shed a tear. truly a situationship that moved at the speed of a lesbian’s uhaul. great stuff

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  Rewatched 04 Mar 2025

  pleasure principle & the death drive yktv

Popular reviews

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  Jeanne du Barry 2023

  ½ Watched 18 May 2023 1

  haven’t been this angry at a movie in awhile? like even beyond Johnny depp being human garbage this is just like bizarrely backwards in it’s treatment of race and class? French people in the theater were sobbing and that was really strange? Just… what

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023 5

  I didn’t love this I’m sorry!!! For a couple reasons:

  1. It was in large part a courtroom drama. That is boring! I was bored. 3 hours is criminal when it’s going to be boring. 
  2. A lot of the movie hinges on you feeling empathetic for Robert Oppenheimer. I do not. The Prometheus analogy bothers me, because Prometheus brought fire and Oppenheimer brought a device capable only of mass destruction. Is Oppenheimer, as bringer of knowledge, Prometheus? Or is…

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