Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  So far Terrifier 2 has been the best one. I do appreciate that this series A: doesn’t give you a second to wonder “will they be ok” and B: absolutely makes no sense, and doesn’t apologize for it

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  The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Little mermaid dressed as the Witcher. Kind of bizarre how little-mermaidy it was. Fun visuals though.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  My substantial person and me would write each other love letters and none of this would happen

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  Saint Maud 2019

  ★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  I will be seeking non religious healthcare

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