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Some direct to television movies outclass The Godfather.

Favorite films

  • Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel II. Lost Butterfly
  • Descendants
  • Wicked
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★½

  • Fate/Grand Order the Movie: Divine Realm Of The Round Table: Camelot Paladin; Agateram

    ★★★½

  • Fate/Grand Order the Movie: Divine Realm of the Round Table: Camelot Wandering; Agateram

    ★★★★

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    I don’t even have these type of abilities but I would put myself through equally the amount of danger for a baddie like Amber Midthunder too 🥵

    On paper this came off as the most generic male power fantasy imaginable. But when delivered with this much fun and genuine heart, this genre truly can be gangbusters.

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★½

    A third of this movies runtime is about a home of 7 full grown men washing their hands after not bathing for a week straight..

    Very cute and stunning animation especially for the time. However, a nearly 100 year old adaptation of an over 200 year old fairy tale is in desperate need for narrative improvement. Whether the remake is great or terrible, whether you love this animated film or not, it can’t be denied that it hasn’t aged well and doesn’t hold a candle to even the most mid animated movies of today.

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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★½

    Each generation of Wasp is smackin got damn 

    Less than paper thin plot and story, 95% of the  dialogue sucked cock, but some cool creature designs and the Ant-Man characters are fun to chill with.

  • Throne of Blood

    Throne of Blood

    ★★★½

    I was told this was gonna be Ghost with Patrick Swayze..

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