Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  The Painted Veil 2006

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  if i had cholera i would simply shit it all out in one go. why did they not do this are they stupid

• 

  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  milk duds i rip milk duds, im talkin twelve at a time. chew chew chew suck out the chocolate, soak in the caramel

Popular reviews

• 

  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  most entertaining way to listen to Chopin’s entire discography

• 

  Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017

  ★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  I forgot how insane this movie was. I was barely keeping it together when i went to the bathroom. Came back to a fingering close up shot, then it zooms in, cgi inside her vagina shot with spy tracker chip thing going in from eggsy’s finger. Fell to my knees on my living room floor.

Following