Ben

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Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey.

Favorite films

  • Clockwatchers
  • Seconds
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Ghost World

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • The Game

    ★★★★½

  • The Old Dark House

    ★★★★★

  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★★

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  • The Game

    The Game

    ★★★★½

    It’s a lot of fun. Just don’t think about the logistics too much.

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★★

    I’m typically averse to characters simply being avatars for good morals, but the politics in Mononoke are so terrifyingly relevant that it overshadows the lack of emotional depth so prevelant in animated fantasy epics.

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    Imagine going to sleep in Alien and waking up in Aliens. That’s fucked up.

    There was a DS game called Aliens: Infestation, and it had a mini game where you play as Bishop and you use the DS stylus to do his knife trick. Great game. Totally recommend it. 

    Viewings: 5?

  • Murders in the Zoo

    Murders in the Zoo

    ★★★

    In the first minute the villain stitches another man’s mouth shut, and we get to see it up close. Gruesome stuff. 

    Again, the broad comedy relief character is the weakest aspect. Becoming my least favorite trope of films from this era.