Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Ides of March 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Feb 2025

  I liked it better the second time around! I guess it helps that I didn't even remember it at all.

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  The Ninth Gate 1999

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  What a boring, stupid movie.

  The soundtrack is so comically bad! Weird smooth jazz that's completely antithetical to what's happening.

Popular reviews

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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2022

  Omg. THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING LONG. Slow AF and makes zero sense. So frustrating and infuriatingly bad. It's humorless, soulless, and objectifies women and commodifies them as having value solely as sex bots or incubators. A movie of the male gaze that only a toxic man could make.

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  Spencer 2021

  ½ Watched 11 Feb 2022

  WTF. Weird, ugly music screaming at me: discord!! Dissonance!! OKAY I GET IT. God, I hate getting clobbered over the head with how I'm supposed to feel. This movie is a disaster. Poor little rich girl. /eyeroll.