Eyepatchwolf

Eyepatchwolf

Favorite films

  • Akira
  • Last Summer
  • Perfect Blue
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Talk to Me

    ★★★

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

    ★★★★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★★

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    Gonna knudge this up to a five.

    I just think it's cool they made film that tells children they're going to die and there's nothing they can do about it.

    Also- I know a bunch of you little LFAB gremlins found this account. Be cool, don't spread it around, and you can stay.

  • Coming Home for Christmas

    Coming Home for Christmas

    ½

    holy fucking god

    this is movie is like all of humanity died in a nuclear holocaust, and then a separate species grew out of our radiated corpses , and then over the course of millions of years, evolved and developed their technology to the point that they could create film, and then made this to make fun of us

    i dont k now what kind of camera they shot with but everyone looks like a sonic 06 cutscene

    i just wanted to spend some time with my mam

    but christ above, its like anyone can make art, like ANYONE, and thats kind of beautiful you know?

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