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  • Red Lights

    ★★★½

  • Bel Ami

    ★★★★

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

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  • Red Lights

    Red Lights

    ★★★½

    Wtf did I just watch?! Like I’ve never been more confused in my life but I’m gagged. Like did I know Silver (Robert Di Niro) was a fraud psychic and wasn’t actually blind? Yes…mostly, but did I expect for Tom (Cillian Murphy) to be the psychic all along! NO! WTF! He ate that shit up cuz I was not ready for that! I mean I didn’t know why he was following Dr. Margaret (Sigorny Weaver) trying to debunk paranormal activity,…

  • Bel Ami

    Bel Ami

    ★★★★

    Bel Ami? Idk if he was a dear friend, but he certainly was “friendly” with all the women in this movie. The Capital R in Robert stands for CAPITAL RAKE!!! This movie was too good! Robert chewed, spirt, chewed again, swallowed, ate and devoured this shit! George DuBois’ (Robert) ambition should be studied! Not only did this man wanna get down with women, but he quite literally slept his way to the top! Nah cuz he was awful…omg so awful…

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  • Corpse Bride

    Corpse Bride

    ★★★★

    To Emily! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! This movie is a classic idc I wanna be a pretty dead bride. AND if I don’t get a man, at least let me find peace and freedom. But fr Victor, Victoria and Emily’s face cards are leathal.

  • The Spectacular Now

    The Spectacular Now

    ★★★

    I honestly thought this movie was going to give spectacular cuz hello it’s in the title but it gave adequate, lackluster, average. Like yeah it was sad and daddy issues are real, realizing your mom is not the villain in your life you thought she was is real, and living in this stagnant place not knowing what to do with yourself and your relationships is real…but like that’s just life man idk if I wanted to experience all that I would just run my life back…it’s not the same but the point gets across just as well. Yeah I’m calling it The Now…that’s it….cuz it’s me…now.

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