apparently it’s rude to be on tiktok during a movie but the chinese got me by the balls man.
i was only here for one thing. and lord when she started shaking that bubble butt of hers i started shaking mine too. lord i have never wanted to wear a skirt more than i did during that scene. consider it a success. i will be watching all of her films from now on. mikey madison you have changed my mind…
cool movie. i ain’t gonna crack no jokes i was told not to cause it’s a kids movie so fine. i enjoyed it. i guess is now a serious letterboxd account for serious movie watching.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Fast X was the peak of cinema until Dennis Villavanilla dropped his entire dick on hollywood. Son let me tell you this movie is the best thing i have ever seen. Better than the Cavs 3-1 comeback. Better than my nephews birth. Better than Violet Mey… you get the point.
Every Actor performance was incredible. Still not a fan of the Baron though (White Samman)
But Timotheeeeee (i’m so drunkkkk) you got damn twink you got me wanting to raise…
Sydney Sweeney. Dakota Johnson. this Bussy is yours. Forefathers forgive me i know it’s BHM but a collection of milk like this doesn’t bless our screen often. This Kyrie Lebron Triple H and HBK Scump and Formal. god bless. i ain’t even watch the damn movie. 5 stars.
This letterboxd review is sponsored by Pepsi™️. And Let me say I thought this movie couldnt get any better and wow it did. First of all shout out my UNC Mike Epps…
