Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  “What are butt plugs?”

  This was honestly the longest 2 hours of my life.
  Disappointed at the lack of full frontal nudity.
   The only redeeming factor was Christian Grey and his play room (god damn he can take me there any day of the week)

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Best nap of my life!

  The movie was alright too, I guess.

  #notmycaptainamerica

Popular reviews

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Dogman? More like PeakMan. This movie singlehandedly cured my depression. Pete Davidson is my king 💜💜💜

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Oh my days! This movie was fan-TASTIC!! Where was this film when it was time for senior photo? If I had a companion I would 100% make sure it had, Hyperpigmentation!???? It was a great film, 76/10 💜💜💜

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