Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Joy Ride 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  I truly dont know the last time I laughed so hard at a movie, and then cried, just to then laugh harder somehow.

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  Liquid Sky 1982

  ★½ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  Shoutout to "fakedeep nihilism with neon colors," gotta be one of my least favorite film genres.

Popular reviews

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  Mortal Kombat 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Apr 2021 1

  I liked the fights and loved the gore but mostly my main take away is that Scorpion, Cole, and Kano are cordially invited to tag-team each other and perform a Flawless Victory on my bussy. Highly recommended for fans of the games and/or fellow gays who wouldn’t mind having hot men wreck their thot pockets.

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  All About Eve 1950

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jan 2022

  Truly one of the best and most heinous villains in all of cinema.

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