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  • Gosford Park
  • The Purple Rose of Cairo
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
  • Jurassic Park

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  • Lake Placid

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ½

  • Ator, the Fighting Eagle

  • Blame It on Rio

    ★½

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  • MegaForce

    MegaForce

    ★★★★

    Holy shit!

    Why is this movie not a revered 80s classic? Why has it not become a bonafide VHS or cable classic? Why have I never heard of it before even though it came out the year was I born?

    Let's be real, this ain't a good movie, not by any of the usual standardss of what makes a good movie. It's a fucking great movie! If you wanna have fun with a silly movie, this is the joint for…

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★½

    In the first two minutes, there's a close-up of an elephant's asshole shitting straight at the camera.

    What follows are mountains of cocaine, a girl singing about her girl's pussy, a party for the ages, a young actress pissing on a fat man, and a straight up orgy. And that's just the first thirty minutes until the title finally appears.

    Not so much deep-diving into the seedy underbelly of Hollywood, but ravishing that underbelly and pulling it up for all…

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  • Lake Placid

    Lake Placid

    ★★★½

    Campy creature feature. What's not to like.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ½

    I had high hopes, but, ye gods, this was fucking excruciating.

    Dreadfully paced, overlong, unsubtle bullshit in literally every scene.

    The premise is fun but the movie just refuses to do anything with it, instead the movie jumbles its themes atrociously. Sometimes it’s about colonialism, sometimes it’s a (cringeworthily unfunny) Trump critique that’s hitting all the wrong notes and just is not very coherent in the first place, sometimes it’s light-hearted morbid adventure (that’s when the movie is at its…

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  • Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

    Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

    ★★★★½

    Fuck that Will Smith Aladdin movie, this is the true live action version.

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    Following the huge success of "The Queen's Gambit" (which I really should get around to watch one of these days), Netflix Germany has last week uploaded three movies with Anya Taylor-Joy.

    I've been wanting to watch this one for a while and hot damn, it was bone-chilling.

    The combination of horror with ultra religious language and dialogue, and heavily repressed sexuality works wonderfully, creating an amalgam that draws the viewer in completely.

    Taylor-Joy was really good but so were "Game…