Tom Cruise should've kept the grey hair

Theatrically this was such an amazing movie. It's a fun watch visually, fun casting, always down for Aerosmith. But oh my god what is with the American propaganda? Why are all the scenes to other countries the most "campus brochure" vibes? And why are all the scenes of Americans farming Midwest families from the 60s? Also such a Michael Bay movie in all the best and worst ways.

I love any opportunity to see Defoe be a cooky little man making a mockery of science.

I'm purposefully not rating this because I don't know whether to give it 1 star or 4 stars. Everything about this is chaotic and makes no sense, but god is it a wild ride the entire time and I loved every minute of it. Everyone needs to see it, but not because it's a cinematic masterpiece.