Taylor Paton

Taylor Paton Patron

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Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Interstellar
  • Whiplash
  • Pulp Fiction

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  • Borderlands

    ½

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

  • Doctor Strange

    ★★★★

  • Iron Man 3

    ★★★★

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  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

    Where’s the fucking money lebowski!

  • Iron Man

    Iron Man

    ★★★★★

    The truth is… I am Iron Man

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  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ½

    Did they even read up on the source material? After just finishing the second game this is pile of skag crap wtf. All the good stuff that makes Borderlands, well Borderlands is not here. It’s just another lifeless adaptation with characters inserted from the games but with changed backstories and no personality or any abilities. I’m so fucked off with how bad this is. And then to rub salt in the wound you play a banger soundtrack (for me anyway) and finish it with shine a light by the black keys? My favourite band and my favourite song?? Fuckkkkkk youuuuu

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

    Steven Rogers, please teach me A. Your workout routine and B. How to grow a beard that fucking clean

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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

    We love kill bill in this house

  • Split

    Split

    ★★★★½

    Proof that James McAvoy can act