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Recent reviews

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  Heathers: The Musical 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  I got blue balls because I never saw blue being performed. A loss I will never recover from. You're welcome is good though so at least its not totally over.

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  Heathers 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  "Chaos killed the dinosaurs" or whatever that cunty, edgy emo twink said

Popular reviews

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  Hot Fuzz 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Dec 2023

  Just fuck already

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  The only thing that's long is my third leg (put nick cage in more prosthetics)

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